Alex: One, homosexuality is not something you can catch. Two, a preference for the male form does not indicate which sport you prefer. And three, have you ever wondered why the Inuits have so many words for snow? It’s because it’s important to them. Why is Neary’s sexuality so important to you?
I need an Alex Drake bible. :P
I love the look on Chris’ face when Alex says inuit :L
Eddie: So, coffee or… maybe straight to a little sex ed lesson of our own?
Rachel: Hmmm…
Eddie: Hmm? Yeah?
*Kiss*
Rachel: Mmmmm…
Eddie: I’ll take that as a yes then.
Possibly the cringiest scene ever in WLR… yet I still love it :)
Oh Eva. I don’t care that this is Reddie or just bad acting/cheesey writing.
Eva makes ‘mmm’ noises = I’m sold!
Chris: Can I have a quick word?
Alex: Er, can it wait, Chris? ‘Til I’ve had a…
Chris: It’s Shaz. She’s giving me the cold shoulder.
Alex: Why? Why is she?
Chris: Well, she says I enjoyed looking at those naked girls.
Alex: Well do you?
Chris: Yeah. But she says it’s degrading to women.
Alex: Well she’s right, Chris. It is.
Chris: But I can’t help it how I feel when I look at a woman taking her clothes off, can I?
Alex: Look, let me try and turn it around for you, okay? How would you feel about letting Shaz watch men strip?
Chris: Men? Stripping?!
Alex: Yeah.
Chris: That’s disgusting. Women don’t want to see that.
Alex: Look, let me just finish my dinner in peace and I will think of something to get you back on track with Shaz. Okay?
Chris: Thank you, boss.
Ashes To Ashes 2x01
